The hurricane wasn’t, at least yet. Henri veered west. We got a bit of rain, and we have strong winds but nothing like what was predicted. I woke up early, and I saw sun and blue sky. I went back to sleep, and when I next woke, it was cloudy and windy. The humidity is stifling. We are still under a tropical storm warning though the sun has returned.

I’m staying close to hearth and home today. I have no reason to be out, no need to go anywhere, and I lack ambition. Getting dressed seems more like a chore. I don’t have a list for today. I figured I’d wing it. The only given is vacuuming the hall, den and kitchen, all part of the straight-away to the back door. Balls of dust and fur fly into the air when I walk to the kitchen even though I vacuumed twice yesterday. Today I found small lengths of a thick twig bitten off and left in the hall. Nala is a digger and a chewer. She loves bringing in small branches and gnawing them into pieces. Nala is a bad influence on Henry. I just took a bit of branch out of his mouth. He wasn’t happy. I might suggest he play with any of the toys strewn around the house or with Nala. She is always good for a bit of fun, a bit of chasing Henry up and down the hall.

A Sunday frame of mind was firmly etched in my psyche when I was a kid. The morning was mass. It was either riding early with my dad or walking to a later mass. Dinner was always a big affair, usually around 2. They’d be a roast of some sort, often a roast beef, mashed potatoes and two vegetables, peas and asparagus for my father, fresh from the can. I’d hang around the rest of the afternoon, maybe watch a movie on TV or read in my room. Sunday was a day of rest, biblically and, in my family, actually.

Nala is napping on the couch. Henry is upstairs sleeping on my bed. The cats are asleep in their room. I am the only one awake.

The day is pretty. The sun is shining, and the sky is a lovely blue. A slight breeze barely moves the leaves. It is already hot at 84˚, today’s high. We are still under a tropical storm warning. People are moving boats out of the water. Bumper to bumper traffic waits to get over the bridges. The tourists are bailing. As for my preparations, I’m just about set. Everything is charged. The larder is full. I only need to get some canned dog food and a little more chocolate. There is never enough chocolate.

When I was a kid, the only weather that held my attention was snow. I wanted a no school day. I’d watch the snow out the picture window until bedtime and hoped it would pile up during the night, and we’d hear the no school whistle blown from the fire station. When it did, that was cause for loud celebration.

When I have gone back to Ghana, it has always been during the rainy season, the coolest time of the year, when everything is green and lush. The rain comes every day, sometimes dramatically, sometimes quietly. When I lived in Ghana, I often sat under the small metal overhang outside my front door to watch the rain. At the beginning of the rainy season, everything flooded because the ground was rock hard having gone so long without rain. Behind my house were millet fields and a family compound. Everything was brown: the grass, the fields and even the mud compound. Soon enough, though, I’d see the small green shoots in the fields. With all the rain, the millet quickly got so tall the compound almost disappeared, and I was surrounded by green.

I am carrying an opened dry dog food bag around the house. I opened it yesterday and have no place for storage so I move it from room to room to keep it safe. Right now it is in here, the den, with me. Henry just came further into the room than he has ever come, right to where the bag is. Earlier, I had forgotten to shut the bathroom door when I heard a rustling. I knew exactly what it was. Both dogs were at the feed bag. I moved it here again. Tonight is dinner and game night with friends. I’m going to have to figure out where to hide the dog food. I’m thinking irony. I’ll put it in the cats’ room. I expect both cats to stand next to the bag and razz the dogs, maybe even snack on a bit of dry dog food and wave.

The sun was out when I woke up but has since disappeared. Partly cloudy is the forecast. Right now it is fully cloudy. It is 82˚, another hot day. We are under a hurricane watch. It has been 30 years since Bob, our last landfall hurricane. The powers that be are now tracking Henri which has the potential to be an historic event for New England. It all depends on the storm’s track. Sunday could be the big day.

I have a small grocery order being delivered today. The dogs’ canned food didn’t arrive so I ordered a few cans for the meantime and some storm provisions for me: chocolate chip cookies, potato chips and more bananas which I’ll hide from Nala. Tomorrow I’ll head for the dump.

I didn’t wash my kitchen floor anticipating rain yesterday and more paw prints, but I am at a breaking point. I need, for my psychological well being, to wash the floor today. It is a disgusting mess of prints, pine needles, leaves and box pieces Nala drags in and out of the house. Her latest prize is an empty milk container.

When I was a kid, hurricane Carol hit us. I was seven. I remember it well because my sister Moe had just been born and was being kept in the hospital for which my parents were relieved. We lost electricity. We also lost the giant elm tree from across the street. It fell and covered the road with its topmost branches. My father took my brother and me out during the storm’s eye so we could see the tree. We climbed around the branches and stood on the small part of the trunk still in the ground.

I remember Hurricane Bob. It hit in August 1991 and wreaked havoc on the cape destroying houses and trees and even roads. We had no electricity for days. So many trees fell the roads were impassable, and people were stuck inside their houses. I could hear the whirr of electric saws cutting into the trunks of trees and lopping off branches from the trees on the roads and no other sounds. It was almost eerie like the soundtrack from a horror movie. Crews came from off cape to help. Nothing was open. I was glad I had provisioned. I even had plenty of charcoal and cooked up some good meals. What I didn’t have was a coffee pot safe to use over charcoal. I have one now.

The sun is out. It is the partly sunny portion of the day.

Today, a thunder storm is predicted for both day and night. The air is humid, hot at 76˚. I needed to go out again, fourth day in a row. I went out early so I get home quickly. I had to get gas first. This needing to go out is just too-too. I sometimes long for those quiet winter weeks when I traveled only 8 miles, usually to the dump and back with maybe a stop at Ring’s, my favorite grocery store and on the way home anyway.

When I was a kid, Duke, our boxer, ate everything. He’d sometimes sit under the dinner table hoping for food. He always got some. We’d sneak it to him. I remember trying to sneak him the food without bending over and giving myself away, but Duke figured out the solution on his own. He came to me, and I put my hand down, and he ate the food from my fingers. It all looked perfectly innocent. Duke and I were co-conspirators.

Yesterday, while I was out, Nala stole papers from the recycle bin and shredded a few pages of the Globe from the day before. I noticed the mess as soon as I got home. I had two bags of groceries which I put on the floor while I cleaned the paper up. I turned and found Nala with the loaf of bread in her mouth, but she couldn’t escape. The back door was still closed. I got my bread back and put it in the oven for safe keeping. I put the rest of the groceries away.

Because Nala was outside a long while yesterday afternoon, I went to check on her. She was on the deck eating my bananas. I had completely forgotten my bananas. I had put them in a wire basket and thought they were safe. When I saw a couple of untouched bananas in the yard, I ran down and managed to save the two bananas. Nala had eaten 4. I was heart-broken. No, no, not my bananas!!

I have a birthday balloon still flying in the dining room. It surprises me that Nala either hasn’t noticed or has no interest; instead, she tore apart two packages of napkins I was saving for drinks with company. I found the trashed napkins outside when I was rescuing my bananas. I also found more paper from stolen goods I hadn’t noticed were missing. That dog does not discriminate. Anything is fair game whether I am home or not, but I do feel a little silly when I’m home, and she takes off out the back door with food or papers, groceries and books or magazines. She did steal a four pound bag of dry dog food, but I caught her outside with it. I think she is in training. The big bag of dry dog food is still in the car. I have to find a hiding place.

Lately, the weather’s been the same every day: partly cloudy and partly sunny according to the forecast. I’ve always thought that forecast silly. If it is partly sunny, isn’t it then partly cloudy as well or is that too esoteric. Anyway, regardless of the sky, it is warm, verging on hot, at 79˚ which will be the high. 67˚ will be the low.

I have a leisurely day planned. I won’t get dressed until my uke practice tonight. We’re playing Beatles music which I’m finding difficult. The chords change faster than my fingers.

Right now my attention is caught between writing this and watching all the serial episodes of The Green Archer from 1940. There are so many fights, and in none of them do the combatants lose their fedoras. All of their cars are parked right in front for their getaways. My car would have been parked a few blocks away. Nobody gets hurt. They get murdered but never wounded. They survive going over cliffs, fire-bombed cars and arrows. These chapters are perfect watching today.

When I was a kid, I always hated cake and ice cream on the same plate. It was served that way at every birthday party. A spoon scoop from the flat paper plate was always complicated. It could be crumbs, melted ice cream and a bit of ice cream still unmelted at the same time. It was a jumble. It was a mess. I remember the taste and texture of the crumbs. It’s one of those weird memories.

The other day I asked someone about celebrating his birthday. He told me he doesn’t celebrate. I was horrified. I told him my philosophy: you don’t have to celebrate your age, but you must celebrate the occasion. It is a day for paper hats and paper noisemakers like the ones we had when I was a kid. They had a yellow feather near the plastic blow tube. When you blew through the tube, the horn unfurled. It was like giving somebody a raspberry. At some parties mayhem ensued, and kids chased each other blowing horns. It was always fun.

According to my Hey Google, it is partly cloudy and 77˚. That’s accurate as I was out in the backyard earlier picking up the papers, and it was cloudy. Yup, I was picking up Nala trash. Nothing is safe in my house. I’ll start with yesterday. She stole a bag of rolls, of brioche rolls, tasty brooch rolls I was saving for a lunch sandwich. They were hidden on the counter, but, obviously, they were not well hidden. Later yesterday I needed my wallet for a credit card number and foolishly left it on the table when I was done thinking a wallet is safe. How silly of me. When I went to put the wallet back into my bag, I couldn’t find it so I went to the deck to look. It didn’t take long. I saw the dollar bill first then the five dollar bill. The ten was still in the wallet. The credit cards were strewn on the deck. I picked them up, put them into the wallet, went back inside and checked the cards. One was missing. I found it under a chair. This morning I got the papers. They were in a single plastic sleeve which I tossed on the stove while I made coffee. I saw down in the den then went to let Henry in the back door. I noticed the Boston Globe was on the drive-way. It was missing a bit of the front page. I went down to the yard to get my paper and noticed the other paper, the Cape Times, still in half of the sleeve, under the deck near the giant holes. I picked up two papers, the plastic roll bag pieces and cardboard from an unknown source. Nala was a busy girl yesterday.

When I was a kid, we had trash day once a week. The big truck had a driver and two guys hanging off the back. Their job was to grab the barrels, empty them into the truck then toss them back onto the sidewalk. The barrels were metal back then so trash day was a noisy day. I used to like to watch the trash get pressed. I remember the compressor made sort of a humming sound. The trash would be crushed then pushed further into the truck body. Certain items couldn’t be collected, but everybody in town knew the forbidden items miraculously disappeared with the just as miraculous appearance of a cold six pack.

My dance card isn’t blank for a change. My uke and I are busy tonight, tomorrow night and Wednesday morning. We’re winding down our summer appearances. We’re practicing our last book, The Beatles. I am very bad at playing this last book. The changes are quicker than my fingers have ever been. When I get a chord or two behind, I stop, find my way, and strum. I also smile the whole time. It makes me look as if I know what I’m doing.

The windows and doors are all open to the fresh air. It is down to 77˚ and is far less humid. A breeze is coming from the north. It is a good day to be out, and I have to go out to get food for all the critters. They keep insisting on eating every day.

I just ordered grocery pick-up but not for me. It is from Agway for the beasties. I won’t have to leave my car so I won’t have to get dressed. I’m happy.

When I was a kid, Duke ate two cans of dog food every day. I hated to feed him because the food had a gross smell. Back then the cans held horse meat. Duke ate fast and furiously. Nala and Henry eat only the best. Their food has meat, potatoes, veggies and gravy. Some cans have green beans while others have carrots and peas. Both dogs eat healthier than I do.

Nala has turned her attention to other toys, that would be toys by her definition, not mine. The food is hidden so she snoops everywhere for whatever she can find. Last night she ran out the dog door. That is her tell. She steals something and runs out the door as quickly as she can. I have learned not to chase her, not to engage in the game. She is far faster than I have ever been. Last night I waited a bit and called her in for a treat. While she was munching, I investigated. Two orange bulbs, Christmas light bulbs, were on the deck. Nala was munching on the plastic container. I have no idea where she found the bulbs. She had one more she was playing with this morning. I heard it hitting the floor. Nala is amazing. She has mad skills.

I don’t have much ambition to do anything except turn a page or change a channel, but the other day I bit the bullet and vacuumed, and I need to vacuum again. I’ll do it later. It is an easy way to have a sense of accomplishment and a clean floor, of sorts.

Yesterday was close to a perfect day. My house was cool all day. I whiled away the afternoon watching Chris Sale and the Sox win. I ate Ben and Jerry’s Coffee Coffee BuzzBuzzBuzz! with hot fudge sauce. I was in heaven.

When I woke up, a bit ago, it was sunny, hot and humid, the sort of humidity you can see in the air. The sun disappeared then reappeared, only to disappear again where we are now. The heat and the thick humidity stay behind. The forecast is for clouds and maybe even a thunder shower. I’ll be just fine staying nice and cool inside the house. Even the dogs are out and back quickly.

The wind is picking up now and blowing the top branches and leaves of the trees in the backyard, even the biggest trees. The sky is cloudy, a milky white cloud. All of a sudden, the darkness is a bit ominous.

I finished some of my chores yesterday; however, the kitchen floor is still filled with paw prints. I vacuumed all of downstairs, and I cleaned the kitchen counters and the appliances yesterday. Neither chore was on my list. Why I keep a list is at issue, moot.

My main chore today is the kitchen floor. It is in such dire of attention I don’t even look down when I walk through. Besides, I figured I’d run out of excuses but, today’s prediction, the possibility of rain, gives me pause (paws?, sorry).

Nala continues her thieving ways and is getting even more brazen. When I was reading the newspaper, she checked out the paper recycle bag and stole a flat box, totally missing the irony. That I was watching her made no never-mind. She took off down the hall to the back door. She trotted with that boxer pride in her steps, her head held high, ill-gotten gains in her mouth as she went outside. I waited and checked on her. She was tearing the box apart, and I also noticed a hole, a freshly dug hole. Nala is a busy girl.

When I was a kid, Duke, our boxer, drove my father crazy. Duke would take off in the morning and follow kids to school. My dad would yell. Duke would hear his name, turn around and look then turn back around and take off. My dad would jump into the car and give chase. By then, my father was apoplectic and screaming Duke’s name as Duke trotted away. Sometimes Duke got caught. Other times my father had to stop the hunt and leave for work. Later, once the kids were in school, Duke would arrive home, none the worse for the chase. He was, after all, triumphant.

I missed this morning. It was after noon when I woke up. I had gotten up earlier and let the dogs out then I waited for Henry so I could let him in. While I was waiting, I decided it was too early to be stirring so Henry and I went back to bed. Nala joined us later.

I’m going to defend my late morning or my early afternoon. Given the particulars, I’m leaning toward late morning. It was close to four AM when I went upstairs to the cats. I cleaned their bowls, filled their bowls, cleaned the litter boxes and combed both of them. Jack purred. Gwen want back to her dish. Gwen is always the first at the water and the food. Meanwhile, for the entire time, the two dogs stood right outside the gate which protects the cat room from Nala’s incursions. They wanted treats. They got treats.

Yesterday I was out for close to three hours. I had four errands including the dump. I was going to delay the dump until the weekend, but my errands were right by the dump road so I went. My last stop of the day was at the Harwich Farmer’s Market. We performed a uke concert for an hour. I shopped after and bought scones, macrons and lemon cucumbers.

I dreaded getting home yesterday. I figured Nala probably got bored and found stuff to keep her busy. She did. In the hall were the remnants of this week’s TV Guide and the front and back pages of next week’s. I found pieces of wood in three different rooms. The wood pieces had small black lines I recognized as part of my ruler, the one which has been on the table for months and months. I also found the bottom half of my new pen. The top half is still missing.

Today I am staying inside. I have no reason to be out and about, and I do need to do a few inside chores. I have to vacuum the hall, the kitchen and the living room. I also need to wash the kitchen floor, the one with all the dog prints. I had delayed washing the floor figuring rain had been predicted, but it didn’t rain. I have delayed even more figuring it may rain next week so why wash the floor today. That excuse go on for months except the dirty floor is driving me crazy. It will be washed later.

Yesterday I made myself a fluffernutter for lunch. I was just in the mood for one. I had nice soft Hawaiian bread, and soft bread is an essential ingredient to the perfect fluffernutter. I spread the gooey goodness across each slice of bread from corner to corner, peanut butter on the left slice and Marshmallow Fluff on the right (arbitrary choice I know). I put the sandwich together, out it on a small plate and took it to the den table. Henry wanted in so I went to the door. I was gone a minute. When I walked into the den, the sandwich was gone. Nala hadn’t enough time to escape to the yard so she was standing on the couch with the sandwich in her mouth. I confiscated her prize, reprimanded her, threw the sandwich away and made another one I guarded with my life. Nala watched me eat it. I swear she had a pained look.

The morning is hot. It is already 80˚. The high will be 85˚. My AC is cranking. The dogs are chasing each other up and down the hall, not my favorite playtime activity for them. I usually say take it outside, but it is too hot. They are out and back inside quickly. It is almost time for morning naps.

Henry needs his nails trimmed. He saw me put the nail cutter on the table, and he took off to parts unknown. Henry is too smart to be duped more than once. I’ll have to be more creative.

When I was a kid, I never took a nap. There were so many places to visit and so much to do every day that sleeping the afternoon away never occurred to me. I was in college when I first started taking naps. They were mostly so I could study through the night. In Ghana, even in the afternoon heat, I took a nap. The whole town took a nap. My students had a rest time in their dorms. The post office closed for a couple of hours. Everything slowed down in town. I sometimes did kiosk shopping in the hot afternoon. The kiosks only closed late at night. I bought margarine, canned milk, instant coffee, toilet paper and bagged sugar and flour.

My first view of Ghana was on the bus ride from the airport to our training site. The kiosks caught my attention. I have two pictures out the bus window of these roadside mini-marts lining the sidewalks on both sides. Some looked like large boxes with shelves and two doors while others were just wood framed. They sold all sorts of things, and many of them sold all the same items of food and tickets for the lotto. I never understood how anybody could make money from a kiosk.

In my town, there weren’t as many kiosks. I always stopped at the ones right in the center of town across the street from the store with cold Cokes. I used a shepherd’s bag to carry my goods. It was woven and it stretched. I remember putting a shepherd’s bag on each handlebar of my motorcycle for even weight. The bags were stretched so much that the cans weighed down at the bottom. I kept banging my knees on the hanging bags.

I was going to the dump today, but it is far too hot to toss heavy trash bags. I do have a couple of errands so I’ll be going out later. I’ll be running from the cold car to cold buildings so I’ll have to contend with foggy glasses though I figure that’s a small price to pay for comfort.