Posted tagged ‘computers’

“I like stepping into the future. Therefore, I look for doorknobs.”

March 16, 2013

The sun was shining earlier but has since disappeared. I don’t really care. A cloudy day seems to be the norm. Sunny days are anomalies. It is also really cold, but March on Cape Cod is seldom warm. When I went to get the papers, I stood a while at the front garden. The crocus (or croci if I use my Latin) are fully bloomed and so beautiful. The yellow even brightens a day like today.

I am amazed by how quickly the world has changed. I used to be content with a flickering black and white TV, even for cartoons. Now I have this big HD television and am even thinking of upgrading. My typewriter is in the cellar. It was a high school graduation present from my parents. I was then and still am the worst typist. Wite-Out was my friend as was that white tape you typed over to correct the errors. Now my computer makes corrections, most of the time without my help. I don’t chop onions. My food processor does that. I have three different size processors. I use the smallest one for when I need a tablespoon of something chopped. The microwave cooks dinner in minutes. I use my oven for storage. I do use it other times to bake, but the last time I did I burned a box of crackers I forgot was in there. I have a blender and an immerser. The only machine I don’t have is a can opener. I still use a hand opener. I used to sleep downstairs on the couch in the summer with the back door open. Upstairs was too hot. Then I got an air-conditioner for my bedroom and sometimes I’d stay in the cool all afternoon. Now my whole house is air-conditioned. I remember Sunday drives with all six of us crammed in the car and all the windows opened, but it was still hot and sticky. I sometimes got car sick. Who’d blame me? The car air-conditioner solved that problem. No more encyclopedias. We can just Google anything and get more answers than we imagined existed. My first transistor radio was big, but every year radios got smaller. I had a cassette recorder with me in Ghana. The last time I went I brought my iPod with I don’t know how many songs. My iPad came with me also and was my source for books and amusement. My Instamatic took pretty good pictures back in 1969, but my parents had to send me film as none could be had in Ghana, and I had to send it to them to be processed. In two years I took 290 slides. On my last visit, using my digital camera, I took over 400 pictures in three weeks.

When I was a kid, dreaming of the future, I figured by now, like the Jetsons, we’d have cars which can fly. I expected to be anywhere in the world in a short time, but it still takes 10 1/2 hours to get to Ghana. I want to be beamed, here one minute and there the next. Maybe a bit of cryonic sleep will preserve me until then, but wait! We don’t have cryonic sleep yet.

“Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.”

July 26, 2011

The morning has been so wonderfully cool that I slept in far later than usual. Somehow I feel as if I’ve overslept. When I worked and I was late getting up, I could be dressed and out of the house in minutes, coffee and paperless but on my way. Today I lazily got out of bed, brewed my pot of coffee and read both papers. It’s later than usual, and I do have to be at an appointment at 12:45 so I hope my muse is raring to go.

My computer goes shopping or out for coffee or somewhere. I can’t seem to get it to do a couple of tasks at a time. It gets busy and does no task. I sit here frustrated and impatiently waiting so I can get started. Today was like that. While I was waiting, I got to wondering where my computer would go. The Apple store is out as it is a Steve, who is the guy who put it together for me. Maybe I shouldn’t have named my computer. That could be the problem as we all know about Hal. I finally decided after much thought it might window shop at Best Buy or Staples looking for accessories like a new scanner now that the old scanner has gone to hardware heaven. Finally, after I closed Firefox, Steve decided to stop wandering and allowed me access. My iPad too had a glitch. Last night it wouldn’t connect to the internet. I checked all the settings, and they seemed just fine. I tried my Mac later, and it didn’t connect. All the lights on my linksys seem to be working so I am in a quandary. When I have more time, I’ll try and figure out the problem. Right now, I feel as if I have lost a friend.

I can do a lot of different things. I even have some talents, but computer problems make me feel like a country girl visiting the big city for the first time who’s lost on the subway and being crushed by the crowd.

Someone’s Computer: Tom Paxton

January 30, 2011

When Your Computer Crashes: Sarah Moule

January 30, 2011

“Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.”

January 30, 2011

I am late again today. It has to do with my router and my new Apple products. Neither the iPad nor the MacPro can find my router and hence the internet for both of them is but a dream. I showed the router to them, how pretty it is and all, but they weren’t impressed. Both snubbed my poor old router. I decided to make sure it was the router as that was a guess so I talked to Apple who said it’s the router, and they couldn’t help me; of course, I already knew it was the router so that was a meaningless phone conversation. I called Cisco about the Linksys router, and they said sorry, warranty is out of date. Apple did suggest I update the firmware, and that’s what I’ve been trying to do, unsuccessfully, over and over. I decided to take a break and write Coffee. My frustration level was teeth grinding, which is high on the scale, and I don’t need another broken tooth.

More and more I’m appreciating board games where you spin an arrow or throw dice. I love hunting through the internet, but computer problems are seldom small, easy to solve or inexpensive to fix. I was an English major for Pete’s sake! Having a problem describing the characters in To Kill a Mockingbird? Call me. We can solve your problem over the phone or we can do a live chat on line. Having a problem with the theme of Hamlet?  Set up an appointment. I’ll have you spouting the answer in no time with quotes thrown in just to impress. Even if you’re really old, I’ll never claim your warranty has expired.

If I had three wishes, one would be to travel around the world. The next would be to write the great American novel still believed to be a myth though I think there were several, unconfirmed sightings in the Rockies. My third wish would make me a computer geek, though secretly: no pen holders in my pockets or unfashionable glasses on my face. I’d like to be something like a parlor trick. I’d sashay to the computer and just offer to take a look. In minutes the miraculous would happen, and I’d have the computer fixed and humming along. After that, adoring crowds would surround me, and I’d tell them it was just nothing, but my voice would ooze false modesty.