The day is beautiful with a bright sun and a cooling breeze. A bit earlier I went out on the deck to enjoy the morning. I stood there for a while taking in the sunshine then I noticed a spawn of Satan lying dead on its back in my yard. Live animals don’t bother me at all but dead ones do. I know it has be be picked up and disposed of, but the whole idea gives me the willies (another good word by the way). My sister wanted to know how the squirrel died. I have no idea and an autopsy is not on my to-do list. Both my sister and I agreed that the removal of dead animals is a guy thing, sexist maybe, but I don’t care. My friend Tony will be over to save me. He told me to cover it with a sheet and suggested a toe tag. He also wanted to know how the squirrel met its maker. I have no idea. I have only viewed the recently deceased from the deck. There will be no services. In lieu of flowers, do nothing.
The events of the morning have intruded on my usual pleasant musings about life long ago; instead, I’m remembering snakes eating chickens in Tamale and the crocodile pond in Paga where, for the price of a chicken, you get to sit on the crocodile who has just dined on said chicken. I used to buy my chickens live from the market, but we never developed a relationship. Food shouldn’t ever have pet names.
All I could think of this morning was how excited Granny Clampett would have been to see dinner delivered.


