“It’s hard to explain the fun to be found in seeing the right kind of bad movie.”

The rain was heavy. I could hear it hitting the windows. The dogs looked out the door, decided they could wait then walked back into the kitchen and on to the couch. I read the paper. I heard the rain change. It became gentle, almost quiet. The dogs went out. It is warmish at 52°.

I have reached a new low. I am watching about the worst science fiction movie I have ever seen. It is Invasion Earth released in 1983. The film has mostly teens watching horror and sci-fi movie clips in a theater while aliens are replacing people with pods. Sound familiar? How about Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Rodan made a visit. Many clips were from War of the Worlds. The scenes from the Claw were perfectly chosen. That is one ugly bird. Tarantula also dropped by to commit mayhem. As bad as this movie is. I really want to know how it ends. I’m thinking maybe I’m spending too much time alone.

I have a well honed suspension of disbelief. When I watch old black and white sci-fi movies and the low, low budget current science fiction movies, I sort of chuckle at the absurdity of it all but I keep watching. Right now the biggest croc I have even seen is dining on local fishermen. He is the star of this movie. I guessed that as the movie is called Croc.

I taught English. I taught it in Ghana, my first teaching experience, and at the high school level. I caught the virus, that’s what I call the pieces of English which became embedded. I correct grammar, mostly in my head so as not to offend. The worst is the object of the preposition, when it is me instead of i. Example: a package came for Jake and I. Wrong. It should be for Jake and me. I saw pieces from Them, the giant ant movie. The professor told the police chief to aim for the antennae. The chief shot one then the professor said shoot the other. Obliviously the police chief does not know Latin. Antennae means more than one, ending in ae, first declension plural, nominative. I would love not to remember stuff like this, but it doesn’t work that way. I am doomed.

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2 Comments on ““It’s hard to explain the fun to be found in seeing the right kind of bad movie.””

  1. Peter Birbeck's avatar Peter Birbeck Says:

    A teacher must have some degree of pedantry. Though not a teacher, I am known to be somewhat pedantic.

    • katry's avatar katry Says:

      Peter,
      I taught English as a second language in Ghana. A lot of grammar was involved. I was forced to concentrate on the rules. Pedantry became a given.


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