“May you live every day of your life.”
The tale of the deceased squirrel has a Monty Python sort of ending. My friend Tony, who is my savior from the dead and dying, arrived with his trusty trowel and some plastic bags in hand. As he was removing the beast, he gave a running commentary. He even offered me an opportunity to check the heft of the bag. I declined. Because the dump was closed, he told me he was taking the squirrel to the park. All I could think of was Monty Python and the dead parrot, and I imagined Tony at the park holding a leash attached to the squirrel. “No no he’s not dead, he’s, he’s restin’!”
It’s a cool, cloudy day, a good day for chores. The bird feeders are empty, the herbs need to be cut and the deck plants need watering. I also have a few errands and Gracie gets to come.
Last night I proposed a Chinese fire drill on our next ride. We laughed at how many light cycles it might take. We figured it best be a deserted road.
When we were kids, life was serendipitous and spontaneous. We never made lists or appointments. That was my mother’s job. It was whatever we felt like doing or whatever we happened to find, like the horses in the pasture or the raft on the pond. I remember trying to catch the horses so we could ride them, and I remember shifting our weight so the raft wouldn’t sink as we poled across the pond. We thought those great finds. We never stayed home. That was for my little sisters. We roamed. We walked or rode our bikes everywhere. Sometimes we brought our lunches with us packed in brown bags. We ate when we were hungry. I remember eating at a picnic table in the zoo and on the back of a train by the tracks.
We’d get home late in the afternoon, filthy and tired. My mother would ask what we’d been up to all day. “Nothing,” was our usual answer.
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June 16, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Very Monty Pythonish π π I would love seeing something like that π π
Those days were great, not having much to care about. Staying out fishing as long as it was daylight (and we do have lots of day light during summer). Or when i felt old enough to go to our summer cottage by myself, just saying “by IΒ΄m going away” and stay there all weekend π π Naturally doing my homework there too, otherwise I had to stay at home π
Summer is here now. Not especially warm but I got bitten in my neck by the first horse fly π π
Have a great day now!
Christer.
June 16, 2010 at 7:05 pm
Christer,
How nice that summer is heralded by horse flies! We have our black flies, and they’ll be here soon.
Having the day to do anything we wanted was the best part of being a kid.
June 16, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Well that was a short day of mourning. Shame, Shame, Shame.!! and making fun of the dead on top of it. Don’t the Irish have a sayin for your humor at a time when a dead squirrel is not funny to the rest of us???
“May You . . .” go ahead Kat Ryan and finish it, your mom and pop are waiting.
June 16, 2010 at 7:55 pm
Z&Me,
There was no mourning at all, but no horns or cheers either. I just couldn’t help it. All I could think of was that parrot when Tony turned the squirrel, which was on its back, over to make it easier to pick up.
May you be in heaven a half and hour before the devil knows your day comes to mind.
June 16, 2010 at 7:36 pm
Zoey
They made a song about it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzk4l2NYx_Y
Cheers
June 16, 2010 at 7:56 pm
Minicapt,
That song always gives me a laugh.