“Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.”

I missed this morning. It was after noon when I woke up. I had gotten up earlier and let the dogs out then I waited for Henry so I could let him in. While I was waiting, I decided it was too early to be stirring so Henry and I went back to bed. Nala joined us later.

I’m going to defend my late morning or my early afternoon. Given the particulars, I’m leaning toward late morning. It was close to four AM when I went upstairs to the cats. I cleaned their bowls, filled their bowls, cleaned the litter boxes and combed both of them. Jack purred. Gwen want back to her dish. Gwen is always the first at the water and the food. Meanwhile, for the entire time, the two dogs stood right outside the gate which protects the cat room from Nala’s incursions. They wanted treats. They got treats.

Yesterday I was out for close to three hours. I had four errands including the dump. I was going to delay the dump until the weekend, but my errands were right by the dump road so I went. My last stop of the day was at the Harwich Farmer’s Market. We performed a uke concert for an hour. I shopped after and bought scones, macrons and lemon cucumbers.

I dreaded getting home yesterday. I figured Nala probably got bored and found stuff to keep her busy. She did. In the hall were the remnants of this week’s TV Guide and the front and back pages of next week’s. I found pieces of wood in three different rooms. The wood pieces had small black lines I recognized as part of my ruler, the one which has been on the table for months and months. I also found the bottom half of my new pen. The top half is still missing.

Today I am staying inside. I have no reason to be out and about, and I do need to do a few inside chores. I have to vacuum the hall, the kitchen and the living room. I also need to wash the kitchen floor, the one with all the dog prints. I had delayed washing the floor figuring rain had been predicted, but it didn’t rain. I have delayed even more figuring it may rain next week so why wash the floor today. That excuse go on for months except the dirty floor is driving me crazy. It will be washed later.

Yesterday I made myself a fluffernutter for lunch. I was just in the mood for one. I had nice soft Hawaiian bread, and soft bread is an essential ingredient to the perfect fluffernutter. I spread the gooey goodness across each slice of bread from corner to corner, peanut butter on the left slice and Marshmallow Fluff on the right (arbitrary choice I know). I put the sandwich together, out it on a small plate and took it to the den table. Henry wanted in so I went to the door. I was gone a minute. When I walked into the den, the sandwich was gone. Nala hadn’t enough time to escape to the yard so she was standing on the couch with the sandwich in her mouth. I confiscated her prize, reprimanded her, threw the sandwich away and made another one I guarded with my life. Nala watched me eat it. I swear she had a pained look.

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3 Comments on ““Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.””

  1. Bob's avatar Bob Says:

    Hi Kat,

    Have you considered a crate for Nala? Many dogs like and even enjoy their crates. Then, you won’t have to guard your food like a bobcat nor constantly be cleaning up messes.

    Last night I watched the Yankees and the White Sox play a great game at the Field of Dreams ballpark in Iowa. It’s just a short corn field away from where they filmed the movie. Kelvin Costner attended but Shoeless Joe didn’t appear from the corn field. The game was exciting. The Yankees went ahead in the ninth and the White Sox hit a two run walk off home run in the bottom of the ninth to win the game. I loved the movie but never read the book. I’m tempted to buy the book.

    Until I found your blog I had never heard of a fluffernutter sandwich. I’ve never had marshmallow fluff either and I’m more of a peanut butter purest. My current weekday breakfast is a package of six peanut butter on Ritz crackers and a second cup of coffee.

    We have a cafe in our training center and I had them make a BLT on toast for lunch. I even had them put some mayonnaise on the sandwich. Since eating the Popeye’s Chicken Sandwiches in the car during the lockdown. I have developed a taste for mayonnaise. Previously, I had BLT sandwiches prepared with ketchup and every other kind made with mustard. It drove my wife crazy putting ketchup on a BLT. 🙂

  2. Caryn's avatar Caryn Says:

    Hi Kat,
    Peanut butter is like crack for most dogs. Piki Dog knows where the peanut butter jar is kept but he can’t reach it. Still he looks up in that direction often with a wishful expression in his eyes.
    If I have food within reach of dogs and something requires me to get up and walk away, I have to take the food with me or put it up high where dogs can’t get it. Rocky and Piki Dog are both unabashed food thieves.
    A fluffernutter sounds good right about now. I have no fluff so shall have to settle for PB&J.
    Have a great day.

  3. Christer.'s avatar Christer. Says:

    I’m so glad I have the dog yard and dog house 🙂 I know that if anything is missing or broken it is at least not done by dogs 🙂 🙂 I went up at 4 am today 🙂 I daren’t stay in the bed if Alma has woken up, that would be like asking for problems 🙂 🙂 She needs to go outside as soon as she wakes up.

    We’re waiting for the rain to arrive, have done so since early morning which was when they guessed it would arrive. Now they guess it’ll arrive after 7 pm. Well if it arrives they’ll at least have guessed that right 🙂 🙂

    Have a great day!

    Christer.


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