“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”

Snow was on the deck furniture covers this morning in a couple of spots. I figured it came from a few stray flurries as last night was cold and it rained, poured, all day and night. Today is no better. I have to venture to the deck later to fill the feeders. Maybe I should be looking for my mukluks.

I have much to do today. Later, I’m heading to Boston to stay overnight at a hotel because I have to be at the hospital by six for surgery at 7:30.  I’m having back surgery. My back has been horrible for a while, and I tried all of the steps recommended by my doctor before we decided it was time for the surgery. They’re fusing a couple of vertebrae and holding them in place with screws. I will be in the hospital for three days so Coffee will be on hiatus. I’m looking at maybe Friday but definitely Saturday for my triumphant return to the blogosphere.

The screws have given some the opportunity to make a few remarks having to do with my sanity. I abided all the barbs and added a few of my own. I admitted I was getting screwed, proverbially of course.

I have a bit to do before I can leave so I have to get myself in gear. Talk to you Saturday!

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79 Comments on ““A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.””

  1. hedley's avatar hedley Says:

    Taking it upon myself to speak for the Kataholics, we will be thinking about you and waiting anxiously for your return. Feel better soon.

  2. katry's avatar katry Says:

    Thank you, my dear Hedley!

    I am already looking forward to home, and I haven’t left yet.

  3. greg mpls's avatar greg mpls Says:

    take care, kat!

  4. Rick OzTown's avatar Rick OzTown Says:

    Having a wife with (evidently) either lesser insurance or smaller surgery (they only had to keep her overnight), I can empathize and wish you very well. The hiatus may not be as short as you wish it were, due to pain and lack of urges to blog when more persistent and SHARP urges force you to relative inaction. Here’s hoping you have someone to serve your every wish and well-wishers to look in on you to spell the one(s) who serve you.

    Bright roses and brighter, sun-shiny days to follow the operation!

    • katry's avatar katry Says:

      Rick,
      You have to love sisters! Moe is flying on on Friday from Colorado and she and Sheila will be down on Friday to serve my every wish.

      I’m hoping I can just relax and eat bonbons!

      Thanks-sun-shiny days sound perfect.

  5. Caryn's avatar Caryn Says:

    Hope all goes well and results are excellent. Look for you on Saturday.

  6. Bob's avatar Bob Says:

    Good luck and have a speedy recovery. Hopefully you have insurance. A procedure like yours will probably cost more than a new Mercedes Benz sports car. That amount is probably not including the bill for the hospital.

    Who knows what will happen to health care and the recently passed bill now that the Republicans have won the House of Representatives.

    Thank goodness I am still working and my family and I are covered by my employer.

    • katry's avatar katry Says:

      Bob,
      I have Blue Cross so I am welcomed with open arms at the hospital.

      I don’t want to think about the republicans. I need to be in good spirits to aid in healing.

      I am proud to say I live in the bluest of the blue states. All 10 representatives are dems!

      • Bob's avatar Bob Says:

        Unfortunately, I live in the reddest of red states. We just elected a very right wing governor for the third four year term. He succeeded George W. Bush. I hope he doesn’t plan to run for national office.

        The only good thing is that there is no state income tax.

        You will do just fine.

  7. Christer.'s avatar olof1 Says:

    I´m already looking forward to Your next post on Coffee!

    Great that You will fix Your back, I know how painful back pain can be! My hips were nothing in comparing to back pain. But I´ve just learned that my hips now are worth more than my home is 🙂 🙂 🙂

    Take care my friend and have a speedy recovery!
    Christer.

    • katry's avatar katry Says:

      Thanks, Christer
      I remember your recuperation after your surgery so I’ll use you as my role model. I wonder if you can get home equity loans on your hips?
      Thanks for the well wishes!!!

  8. nan's avatar nan Says:

    Good luck, Kat! I loved your music pics of the day and will be thinking of you and wishing you a quick recovery. With any luck, soon you’ll look back on this and say, “it was well worth it!”

    • katry's avatar katry Says:

      Thanks, Nan
      I was at my pain threshold end so anything will be an improvement.

      I had to hunt to find just the right music, but I was happy with my finds! I’m glad you enjoy them.

  9. Zoey & Me's avatar Zoey & Me Says:

    Make sure you ask for and get a morphine drip. They hook it up so when the recovery pain hits you can push a button on the remote and three hits and you’re back in la la land. It was wonderful for me and I wished I could have taken it home. Enjoy the blood tests, unnecessary x-rays, wired heart alert wherein they refuse to let you sleep more than 45 mins at a time . . . that’s fun. So is trying to get to the bathroom with the drip bag harnessed to a tree. You’ll have wonderful stories to tell by the time you get home. And for back pain don’t let them lie to you that there is no Tylenol 4. It works like morphine and if you can’t get a pill prescription for that get them to give you the T-4. Kills back and hip pain instantly. It does for me with my Nupagen shots. I’ll be thinking about you!

    • katry's avatar katry Says:

      Z&Me,
      No choice for a drip but I was right on schedule for the morphine they added to the IV. I had to use a commode -yikes! This was not a peasant experience by any stretch of the imagination.

  10. J.M. Heinrichs's avatar J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    Will you be able to hear better?

    Cheers

  11. im6's avatar im6 Says:

    How I wish I could help out, but hopefully your knowing I feel this way will do. If you can think of anything I can send your way to help speed your recovery, please let me know. And BEST OF LUCK for complete success. Try not to give those sisters TOO hard a time! Keep us posted.

    (Re: the previous post from JMH: “MEOW!”)

    • katry's avatar katry Says:

      im6,
      My sisters are perfectly wonderful. They wait on me hand and foot. Also, the VNA is here in numbers.

      I love you for your offer!

  12. Cuidado's avatar Cuidado Says:

    Now that I read you in the morning, I am always a day late for the party. I have only good wishes and vibes to send your way, dear Kat, and hope for a speedy recovery. Keep the music on and sing (only in your head, if need be) through the pain.

    • katry's avatar katry Says:

      Cuidado,
      Sadly the music left me only to be replaced by all my favorite obscenities. I do keep remininding myself it gets better.

  13. Sarah's avatar Sarah Says:

    Thinking of you and looking forward to hearing that you’re well on the way to feeling better.

  14. herb's avatar herb Says:

    Hi Kat –
    Good luck with your procedure. Hope you have a speedy recovery. I have found from several surgeries that you need to push yourself to accelerate your recovery. Be well Herb

  15. splendid's avatar splendid Says:

    as usual i am a day late.
    wishing you a speedy recovery and mucho pain meds.
    if all else fails you can dictate a column to moe, or just let her pinch hit for you.
    hugs and kisses and chicken soup with saltine crackers
    xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoox

  16. sprite's avatar sprite Says:

    Good luck, Kat! We’ll be sending speedy recovery wishes winging north to you this week.

  17. Sheilmack's avatar Sheilmack Says:

    Just wanted everyone to know that Kat came through her operation with flying colors. Got a call from the hospital, they reported that the operation didn’t take as long as expected and that she woke up in recovery quicker than expected (a family trait – I heard the nurses chatting about so-and-so, and they looked so surprised when I commented on their conversation).

    Kat will be out in two or three days and my other sister and I will be heading down Cape to care for her. We’ll get her better and back blogging (pun intended) to you soon!

    And thank you for all your good wishes. I’m sure they’ll help in her recovery.

  18. Michal's avatar Michal Says:

    Best wishes for a speedy recovery!

  19. Bill's avatar Bill Says:

    A priest walks into a hospital room of a young man who is there for minor surgery and tells him “I’ve come to administer the Last Rites of the Church.” Somewhat shocked, the patient replies, “but Father, I’m only here for a little while.” In his most reverent voice the priest responds “we’re all only here for a little while my son.”

  20. Bill's avatar Bill Says:

    Get well soon Kat. The blogosphere is not the same without you,

  21. Sara A's avatar Sara A Says:

    Best wishes for a very smooth hospital experience and a quick recovery. I will think good thoughts for you. I do love your blog…!!

  22. Sheilmack's avatar Sheilmack Says:

    Went to see Kat last night. She was feeling uncomfortable, a 4 on the pain scale. Per her request, brought her a cup of coffee. She drank it with a straw.

    Spoke with Kat today. She sounded like Eeyore on meds, poor thing. The lady-in-the-next-bed’s husband spent his visiting time picking up all the things Kat had dropped. My other sister tried calling her tonight, but after the phone was picked up, it was dropped. Apparently the husband wasn’t there, because when she tried again, the phone was busy. As Kat has said many times, her clumsiness is genetic (from Dad) and now it’s in overdrive!

    I’ve passed along all your good wishes and Kat is looking forward to blogging when she gets home. It should be a good one with all her impressions of her hospital stay with a humorous twist, as is her wont!

  23. jack stowaway's avatar jack stowaway Says:

    Hi Kat,

    Really sorry to hear about your hospitalization. Hope you have someone to take care of you –drive you around, fetch things, fluff the pillows, drip-feed you chocolate etc. All the things we need to make us heal faster.

    Please get well soon. I very much look forward to reading your wonderful daily musings when Heaven, or the back, permits.

    Jack

  24. jack stowaway's avatar jack stowaway Says:

    P.S. I’ve just scrolled through the thread and noticed the prevailing concern re. medical costs.

    In Australia, I (like everyone else) pay $1650 a year for medical insurance. For that I get pretty near universal coverage. From ops to ambulance. Private room, any rehab costs etc. The cover also includes all doctor visits, dental treatment and eye check-ups. (There may be small top-up fees associated with both, depending on the practictioner.)

    Reading the above posts put me in mind of how lucky we are in Oz in this respect.

    • hedley's avatar hedley Says:

      Dear Ozworld – I have excellent coverage through our company including discounted prescriptions. However, for the three family members under the policy it runs $35,120 per year and we see 10% annual increases.

    • Christer.'s avatar olof1 Says:

      I payed around 60 US dollars for my hip surgery and I have a high limit cost around 270 US dollars for medicine/year (Sweden).
      Christer.

      • john's avatar john Says:

        Ahh yes,that “Creeping European Socialism”.
        Sounds good to me!!!

        What impressed me about our visit to Sweden was the care and comfort given the elderly. Trained aides, rather than day laborers, to assist those who can no longer do everything for themselves and yet wish to remain in their own homes. We should be so lucky.

  25. Zoey & Me's avatar Zoey & Me Says:

    Where do you live Hedley? That’s seems extremely high. Even with bypass surgery my costs here in the states was a whopping $12,000 a year. For just me.

  26. Zoey & Me's avatar Zoey & Me Says:

    Someone commented from Australia that total cost contribution per person for everything including dental is $1625 per person. And that goes up the that in 2011. Let’s move there.

  27. Hedley's avatar Hedley Says:

    Zoey and me..sign me up, but dump the cat !

  28. Coleen Burnett's avatar Coleen Burnett Says:

    Feel better soon, Kat! Looking foward to your first post-operative post!

    Is that gramatically correct?

    C.

  29. J.M. Heinrichs's avatar J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    Six hour, twenty-six minutes, and counting.

    Cheers

  30. Zoey & Me's avatar Zoey & Me Says:

    Kat’s probably going to be on drugs for a few days. She’ll need TLC. Those back operations are tricky stuff.

    • hedley's avatar hedley Says:

      Z&M – A Hallucinogen influenced KTCC could be very interesting indeed. I shall be suspicious if “Are you Experienced” suddenly appears instead of Peter Paul and Mary.

  31. Mark Clark's avatar Mark Clark Says:

    Dear Kat – as a recent spine surgery contestant, I can report a totally favorable outcome, and I wish you the same! Please use your reacher/grabber, don’t bend to the floor, and above all take it easy so you can mend!
    I mean this when I say, if I were around, Peggy and I would come and help. But I’m sure there are plenty of others to do so. All the best to you and please rest well!

  32. Alice B.Toklas's avatar Alice B.Toklas Says:

    brownies anyone?

  33. Zoey & Me's avatar Zoey & Me Says:

    Anyone have any info on Kat and her recovery?

  34. Carl Coutu's avatar Carl Coutu Says:

    My very best wishes to you for a complete and speedy recovery. It is Sunday now and nothing new on here, so it may not be as speedy as you would like, but it will come and we, your fans, will all wait.

    MT C

    • katry's avatar katry Says:

      Carl,
      I was kept far longer than I expected, but I figure they know more than I. Being home, though, is as healing as anything the hospital has.

  35. im6's avatar im6 Says:

    been checking back daily for updates. hope no news is good news.

  36. Bert's avatar Bert Says:

    Not seeing any new posts worries me. The back is a sensitive and complex area and now I’m frequently thinking of all that could go wrong.
    Hope to “see” you back on your porch in good health real soon.

  37. sheilmack's avatar sheilmack Says:

    Sorry, Kat’s fans, I have been remiss in keeping you up to date.

    Kat is still in the hospital. She has been having severe pain in her leg and it’s taking longer than expected to address that. We are still in a holding pattern, but believe today may be homecoming day.

    Gotta go, my other sister needs to go to a walk-in clinic for antibiotics. Hope these things don’t come in threes!

  38. hedley's avatar hedley Says:

    In preparation for Kat’s return, you might enjoy LAGWAFIS

  39. Zoey & Me's avatar Zoey & Me Says:

    Well it is good news that she is only delayed with leg cramps. I wonder if she could get those Morphine pills to take home. Worked for me.

  40. Zoey & Me's avatar Zoey & Me Says:

    Kat, C’mon …. you’re breaking hospital records over there. We better hear some good news from you tomorrow or we’re forming a posse, even Christer is rowing his boat over from Sweden. Get well my friend.

  41. john's avatar john Says:

    Give Kat our best…. the leg business sounds nasty. You mess with the back – you mess with the legs. That’s how mine’s been all my life – luckily I can live with the discomfort. I’m sure this recovery will take her most of the winter, but at least it’s winter and we all spend a greater percentage of our time indoors anyway.

    I hope, though, that she’ll be able to make it to Chicago for the Christmas market she mentioned. We (Sandy & I) could have even had a meet-up with her. But, I’m thinkin’ that air travel will be out of the question for quite awhile. Damn.

    As I said, give her our best wishes for a quick and complete recovery.

    • katry's avatar katry Says:

      John,
      The doctor told me to expect a month of pain which is enough to make me grimace. The worst times are at night but the days make up for them.

      Thanks for the well wishes, and I won’t miss Chicago!

  42. J's avatar J Says:

    Sorry it’s late, but I hope you’re doing better…dough chew no, coming out of hospital when it’s raining is good luck.
    Don’t know if you know this guy, but thought you’d enjoy this post:
    http://www.daysoftransition.blogspot.com/

    • katry's avatar katry Says:

      J,
      Ralph and I were in the Peace Corps together in Ghana and still remain close friends. Thanks for sending me there as i am so far behind in everything I probably would have missed it.


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